So this is my page!
Byron.
17.
Forever alone.
Loyalty, is nothing. Thirst, is everything.
I do all the sports I post about.
The moment when your teacher tells you to pour your solution containing Ba+ anion’s down the sink screaming “Die dolphins, die!”
I’m urchin everyone to stop making these!
WHY AM I SO FUNNY!
(via damnthatswhack)
- 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Sure - 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
Nah bro - 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
It’s possible - 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
Nope - 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
Chea
Dear babes...
- 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
- 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
- 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
- 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- 6. What are you excited for?
- 7. What happened tonight?
- 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
- 9. Is confidence cute?
- 10. What is the last beverage you had?
- 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
- 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
- 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
- 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
- 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
- 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
- 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- 18. The last time you felt broken?
- 19. Have you had sex today?
- 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
- 21. Are you in a good mood?
- 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
- 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
- 24. What do you want right this second?
- 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
- 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
- 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
- 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
- 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
- 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
- 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
- 34. Listening to?
- 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
- 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
- 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 38. Who did you last call?
- 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
- 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
- 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
- 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
- 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- 44. Do you tan in the nude?
- 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
- 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
- 47. Who was the last person to call you?
- 48. Do you sing in the shower?
- 49. Do you dance in the car?
- 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
- 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- 53. Is Christmas stressful?
- 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
- 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
- 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
- 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- 59. Take a vitamin daily?
- 60. Wear slippers?
- 61. Wear a bath robe?
- 62. What do you wear to bed?
- 63. First concert?
- 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- 65. Nike or Adidas?
- 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
- 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
- 69. Ever take dance lessons?
- 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- 71. Can you curl your tongue?
- 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
- 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- 74. What is your favorite book?
- 75. Do you study better with or without music?
- 76. Regularly burn incense?
- 77. Ever been in love?
- 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
- 79. What was the last concert you saw?
- 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
- 81. Tea or coffee?
- 82. Favorite type of cookie?
- 83. Can you swim well?
- 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- 85. Are you patient?
- 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
- 87. Ever won a contest?
- 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
- 89. Which are better black or green olives?
- 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
- 91. Best room for a fireplace?
- 92. Do you want to get married?
Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50. *breathes* There. done. Answer those.
Wow, someone has some extra time…
Challenge accepted.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Blue and brown. Depends what hair they have.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
‘mocha’ I hate coffee. So none.
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
I like how sharpie tattoo’s aren’t permanant.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
I’ve seen towns that are smaller. In comparison to the city, it is small. Make of it as you will.
It’s a’ight.
5: Your favorite adult as a child?
I’m still a child, therefore I say my bestie.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
Banana. The beasty-est flavour ever. Anywhere, anytime.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
My memory has been knocked out by numerous injurys. I have no clue.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
Fcuk middle school.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
Swinging off a bar and landing unconscience on the ground.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Ninjas, they make better sushi.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
Yes.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
Yeah. I do, so much that I have to swing every sat night.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
Cryptoprocta ferox or ‘Fossa’
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
Leggies!
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
I’m overly confident.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
Gtfo. Who cares.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
Everyday bro.
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
Nah.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
Sah many good things! Let me say mango.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Margarine.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
2%, tastes good.
22: Which continents have you been on?
Some foreign island and another large continent.
I’m terrible at geography.
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
I don’t. That’d be too gross.
24: Backpacks or satchels?
Backpacks, easy.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
Yeah, I would with all my friends, then I’d rage it and put the video on youtube.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
You can choose for me.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
Cow. They’re cute. Plus do you know how big pigs get!
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Okay, a city. NYC. I’ve conformed to everyone’s expectations.
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
15 hours.
30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
All hours.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
I’d give it to someone in need of a sweater with kitten pictures.
32: Do you pick at scabs?
Hells yeah. Too good not to. Sarcasm intended.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
Pinto.
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
Far, far away.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Somewhere where they speak english.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
Nah.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
Small, I like creativity.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
Love.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
Yeah. Love me veggies!
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
Sure.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
If I was a dude, totally.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
I like to refrain from swearing. It’s an unattractive trait on girls.
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
Indian.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
Not really, browns get down.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
For sure.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
Nahda.
47: City or nature person?
Nature, but I love shopping.
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
Nah.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
Hells yes! Always and forever.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself.
I’m independant. I love my excercise. I don’t dog people. I’m too nice. I’m always the one to get the party started.
Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love
Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.
Let’s put surf in there too yeah?
So keen on this plan.
Need to find someone to love…
(via horny-twentyfourseven)
You’re too good for me, you’re too good for anyone.
You’re perfect and you’re mine.
